| 2005/12/25 | Cheney vote to free tiny Tim Cratchit from crutches |
| 2005/12/19 | Mysterious bearded man blamed for December coal shortages |
| 2005/12/12 | Christ wants birthday used as advertising gimmick |
| 2005/12/05 | Teacher gives F- for Iraq plan handed in three years late |
| 2005/11/29 | Charges of "snow" are ridiculous, says Cheney |
| 2005/11/21 | Renegade vets assist escape of John "Hannibal" Murtha |
| 2005/11/14 | G.O.P. eager to investigate leak about CIA puppy grinding |
| 2005/11/07 | Solzhenitsyn enjoying "hotel," says CIA |
| 2005/10/31 | Bill O'Reilly interviews Bill O'Reilly |
| 2005/10/24 | Scientists: U.S. faces threat of disco fever |
| 2005/10/17 | Laura Bush refuses to rehearse any more family conversations |
| 2005/10/12 | Popularity of Nega-Bush rises to 62 percent |
| 2005/10/10 | Evil Nega-Bush not so bad |
| 2005/10/03 | New sheep justice smiles with big, pointy teeth |
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