July - September 2005

2005/09/26 Thousands flee FEMA
2005/09/19 38 percent still believe in Bush, Easter Bunny
2005/09/12 Parker Bros. releases "The Blame Game"
2005/09/05 Bush vows to fight hurricanes in Iraq
2005/08/29 Universe implodes after neighbor leaves dandelions in lawn
2005/08/22 Police baffled by serial smearings of five Cindy Sheehans in Calif. phone books
2005/08/15 Stones: Other songs not about Bush, either
2005/08/08 Boy Scouts headed to Iraq
2005/08/01 Bush to fight global warming with hot air
2005/07/25 Nader dropping out of 2000 presidential race
2005/07/18 Karl Rove outed Sydney Bristow
2005/07/11 Chicken-loving Muppet leads Bush's Supreme Court picks
1776/07/04 Tories: Declaration is "over the top"
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