April - June 2005

2005/06/27 Congress to protect American flag with special yellow fluid
2005/06/20 Northern liberal to walk for president
2005/06/19 Fluffy Kitten Protection Act passes Senate
2005/06/06 Cancer Man criticizes Deep Throat
2005/06/01 Cheney offended by reports of bones in his trunk
2005/05/27 Parents blame military for death of Pfc. Linus van Pelt, 9
2005/05/23 G.W.B. arrested for G.W.I.
2005/05/16 Frist will move missiles into Senate
2005/05/09 G.O.P. seeks to balance liberal bias in dictionaries
2005/05/02 Bush shines in primetime appearance on ABC's Lost
2005/04/25 Manson's confirmation stalled by politics
2005/04/18 Rumors of president's illiteracy are outrageous, illegal
2005/04/11 DeLay eats child, criticizes press
2005/04/04 Bush nominates Pat Buchanan as next pope
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